12.13.2007

"Did Jack Say His Hometown Was Whoville?" - StinkyLulu's True Confession #1

This post inaugurates a new semi-regular series -- "StinkyLulu's True Confessions" -- in which StinkyLulu will offer brief, generally inappropriate meditations on the day's events.
I know I know I know it's just terrible terrible terrible to mock someone suffering with a staph infection but last night's episode of Project Runway helped me to realize something: Jack Mack sorta looks like he's from Whoville.
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4 comments:

RBurton said...

I affectionately call Christian "Tranny the Hair."

But yeah, Jack just does not photograph well from many angles. I will miss him.

I'm glad to know you watch Project Runway. We'll have to chat about it more often.

StinkyLulu said...

I just want to know if that's Jack's original nose.

And, yes, I'm a slut for Bravo's competitive reality programming. Really, the only new tv I watch is reality (Model, Survivor, SYTYCD, Bravo of course as well as pretty much any new show that comes down the pike).

MrStinky and I have pet names for only two PR contestants: VictorYAAAA and SideMullet (a name we got from some blog somewhere for Christian). MrStinky is obsessed with Christian...

criticlasm said...

Sweet P would need a nickname, but she already has one.

Jack does look a little like an apple doll carving, sad to say. I don't think that's his real nose. Sad that he left, but that did allow Kors to say "Prostitute" and "Hooker" several times referring to Chris' garment. I think they forget those are real women in them who have an actual connection to the clothes. I felt bad for Stephen's model.

StinkyLulu said...

I wonder whether the voices in her head have a nickname for Elisa...