4.16.2008

"Hothouse Clotheshorse" - Torch Song (1953) - Assorted Moments of Random Cinematic Hotness

Hothouse Clotheshorse
Torch Song (1953)
Toward the end of 1953's Torch Song, Marjorie Rambeau describes her daughter Joan Crawford's current boyfriend as a "hothouse clotheshorse." Upon hearing this evocative turn of phrase, MrStinky piped up: "Is that a homosexual?" And, given the evidence provided by the film, 'twould seem to be the case that "hothouse clotheshorse" might be yet another 1950s euphemism for queer. Crawford's boytoy, Cliff Willard, even boasts of his other, younger girlfriends as he bills Crawford's Jenny for his dates, a swagger that seems curiously off pitch, even when mouthed by notorious womanizer Gig Young (above). Then, when Young's Cliff is called upon to assist in assembling a spontaneous cocktail party for his patroness, the partygoers turn out -- surprise surprise -- to be exclusively well-heeled gentlemen like himself. A veritable cornucopia of hothouse clotheshorses, it might seem, with neither a damsel or dame in site, only La Crawford herself as the reigning diva. It's not mancandy per se but the assemblage of implicit queerness is its own variation on the them of assorted random cinematic hotness...

4.15.2008

To Dos Day

___ Item 1: WELCOME TO ABQ.
Just another girl, from a small southwestern town, come to the big city in the hopes of being named hostess of the East Central welcome wagon. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you -- the one, the only -- Esscusse M'Byootee. (Be sure to watch until the end so's to catch the gold.)
(via omg blog)
___ Item 2: TELL ME TO BREAK A LIMB.
Tonight I take to the boards in my first stage performance in more than a decade, as part of an "Alumni Show" send off for my high school drama director. Amidst a collection of short plays and scenes, I appear in a little Mark Twain montage thing, portraying Noah (of "The Ark" fame) and Tom Sawyer. So, look for me -- the oldest one the cast, the one wearing the overalls. Yikes. One thing I will say for high school drama: it sure makes college theatre look good.

___ Item 3: SAY "VIVA!"
This past Sunday evening, I sat...just stunned, amazed, enthralled, appalled, entranced, enticed, titillated, scintillated, generally perplexed but utterly transfixed. In short, I was all agog as a result of my encounter with the new VH1 experiment in CelebReality, Viva Hollywood! If you haven't caught it yet, you just must. I'm even considering running recaplets here, I'm so fascinated. (The screencaps alone could be reason enough.) But in the meantime, check out the ever hilarious Guanabee's liveblogging commentary. (And if you think I should hit this show with some StinkyLulu, let me know in comments.)

___ Item 4: PROGNOSTICATE THIS!
Yes, I'll keep padding "To Dos Day" with this announcement until I have a second to comb through the contributions thus far. So, yes, I'm still contemplating a miniature Supporting Actresses version Nathaniel's 2nd annual Actress Psychic Contest. If you would like to play Supporting Actress prognosticator, please do consider joining up. Nathaniel's even posted his April Fool's predictions for the category to help y'all out. I'll run a real contest if I get 25+ folks (we're barely into double digits now) interested in playing. To indicate your interest, shoot me a quick email and tell me your top 6 picks for Best Supporting Actress 2008, with a bonus/tie-breaker of your most likely Razzie nominee. (For those of you who have already submitted, thanks & look for some followup in the next weeks.)

___ Item 5: HOTHOUSE CLOTHESHORSE.
That's a hint for tomorrow's entry in my new series, which I'm going to call something like "Assorted Random Cinematic Hotness" or "ARCH Moments" or something... The actual name of the series yet alludes me. But the spirit is clear: unanticipated queer pleasures of the masculine spectacular. So be sure to look for tomorrow's entry.

___ Item 6: OVERLOOKED IN 1999?
By a fairly definitive margin, 1999 will absorb The Smackdowners' Supporting Actress attention for May. So that opens my question for you: what performances should be on my radar for "Overlooked in 1999"? Remember, I'm always game for options well off Oscar's radar. Please do share your favorite suggestions in comments.

Have at it, lovelies!

4.13.2008

Marjorie Rambeau in Torch Song (1953) - Supporting Actress Sundays

After carefully attending to scores of Supporting Actress performances, I've tallied only a handful of nominated Supporting Actressness that I truly did not admire. And, even then, I can honestly almost always see some kind of merit in the nomination. Perhaps it's a a worthy actress stuck in an unworthy role (or vice versa) or a good idea gone terribly wrong (or vice versa). Whatever the vice or the versa, I can usually hook into something somewhere in the performance that helps me to explain -- if only to myself, if only for a moment -- the reasoning behind any nomination. All that being said, I must also honestly say that I cannot recall being as flummoxed by a nominated performance for Best Supporting Actrress as I was by...
approximately 7 minutes and 29 seconds
3 scenes
roughly 8% of film's total running time
Marjorie Rambeau plays Mrs. Stewart, the brash "mother of the star" in this backstage musical melodrama. The "star" here, of course, is Joan Crawford as Jenny Stewart, a mildly megalomanical Broadway diva.
Rambeau's Mrs. Stewart is featured in only three scenes, each revealing her to be the kind of woman who speaks in unpunctuated paragraphs. In the first -- a spontaneous visit by Crawford's Jenny, desperately attempting to flee her loneliness -- Rambeau's mannered chatter underscores mother Stewart's mercenary streak. Rambeau's character drops a pile of conspicuous hints, each an insinuated monetary request, to which Crawford's Jenny wearily consents before fleeing to her lonely home again.
In her first two scenes, Rambeau mostly establishes Mrs. Stewart as a blithe parasite upon her daughter's success. (The second, briefest and subtlest scene has Rambeau wrapping herself in a fur stole as she proclaims "we're just poor people.")
But Mrs. Stewart does have a third scene -- another of Jenny's apparently routine "surprise" nighttime visits to her mother's humble home -- in which Rambeau comes close to making Mrs. Stewart something more than a foil for Crawford's feints at self-sacrificing nobility. Alas, in yet another chattery monologue, Rambeau offers a melange of carefully rehearsed line readings, studied "idiosyncratic" tics, and conspicuous eye rolls, drawing from a bag of tricks that might seem startlingly familiar to attentive readers of Supporting Actress Sundays. (Indeed, it's in this extended scene -- during which Rambeau's Mrs. Stewart provides the tidbit of backstory that resolves the narrative's central romantic intrigue -- that it becomes clear: Marjorie Rambeau is reprising the same trashy mama schtick that brought Rambeau a Supporting Actress nomination thirteen years earlier in The Primrose Path, albeit this time in service of a substantially less compelling character.)
With little gooey sentiment in Mrs. Stewart, the ill-considered edges of Marjorie Rambeau's performance seem less like humanizing detail and more like shoddy craftsmanship. (On at least one occasion, Rambeau seems nearly to lose track of her lines altogether.) Of course, Crawford does little to actually act "with" Rambeau, so it may also be that Rambeau's mostly staggering to stay upright in the stultifying air at the center of Hurricane Joan.
In less schticky hands, though, the role of Mrs. Stewart might have been a memorably craven gorgon (creating necessary sympathy for the central character) or an endearingly dotty simp (unleashing some desperately needed comic relief). Rambeau's charmlessly contrived performance, however, works mostly to contribute to the illusory conceit that -- whether considered as an actress or as a character -- Crawford isn't as awful as Rambeau.
In a film that comprises a whole collection of "what were they thinking" bits and bobs, Marjorie Rambeau's nomination for her performance as Mrs. Stewart stands out as being perhaps the most inscrutable. But that might be just because I'm writing this with a stubborn case of the spring sniffles, and as we all know "there's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold."

We Interrupt Our Regular Programming...JOAN CRAWFORD IN BROWNFACE

This morning's Supporting Actress Sunday profile will be arriving a tad late -- no later than early this evening, I'm hoping -- but for now I leave you in to the curious entrancement of Joan Crawford in brownface...

4.11.2008

"Polished Cotton. Drawstring Waist. Palomino Brown." (Homo Heritage Fridays)

from MANDATE:
The International Magazine of Entertainment and Eros
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May 1977 ~ page 35
For details, click the image; then click again to magnify

Fierce?
Hot tranny mess?

4.10.2008

"The Morning of The Attack" - From Here To Eternity (1953) - Assorted Moments of Random Cinematic Hotness

This post is the first in what I expect to be an ir/regular series, featuring screencaps of "Assorted Random Cinematic Hotness" encountered during my home movie adventures. Hope you like it...

The Morning of the Attack
From Here to Eternity (1953)
Fred Zinneman's film stages a curious spectacle of unpreparedness on the morning of December 7, 1941, as semi-clad soldiers scurry this way and that while Japanese bombers attack the Hawaiian military outpost. (For StinkyLulu, 'twas a curious moment of cognitive dissonance: Oh look at the nearly naked cute boy! Oh no the airplanes have machinegunners! Nearly naked! Machine guns!) The sequence utilizes male undress to signal the soldiers' collective "rush to readiness" on this historic morning. Yet the sequence also provides quite the unanticipated assortment of random cinematic hotness...

4.08.2008

To Dos Day

___ Item 1: TRY -- IF YOU DARE.
Just try to determine WHO WORE IT BEST -- perhaps my most favoritest thing on the interwebs these days.
___ Item 2: PAUSE.
To contemplate the legacy of StinkyLulu's least favorite actor ever: Charlton Heston. Normally, I find it easy to sign on to a generalize human moment of respect but this one proved a challenge. So, I defer to these two very different but excellent memorials posted by two of StinkyLulu's enduring blogcrushes, Deus Ex Malcontent and The Self-Styled Siren. If, like me, you weary easily when pretending to be a good person, join me in my appreciation of Low Resolution's concise, precise take and then contemplate the possibilities of this excellent picture.

___ Item 3: MEET ASHLEY'S DAD.
For those of you civilians, welcome to the unanticipated delights of an academented life and please enjoy this three part parable: Ashley, Ashley's Dad, and The Case of Ashley's Ungrateful Professor.
___ Item 4: PROGNOSTICATE THIS!
Yes, I'm still beating the drum. And, yes, I'm I'm still contemplating a miniature Supporting Actresses version Nathaniel's 2nd annual Actress Psychic Contest. If you would like to play Supporting Actress prognosticator, please do consider joining up. Nathaniel's even posted his April Fool's predictions for the category to help y'all out. I'll run a real contest if I get 25+ folks (we're barely into double digits now) interested in playing. To indicate your interest, shoot me a quick email and tell me your top 6 picks for Best Supporting Actress 2008, with a bonus/tie-breaker of your most likely Razzie nominee. (For those of you who have already submitted, thanks & look for some followup in the next weeks.)

___ Item 5: VOTE FOR MAY.
With the new season of Supporting Actress Sundays with the first post devoted to 1953's Supporting Actressness, and with the "Born In 1953" subject chosen, it's time for a new cycle of voting -- this time for a year from a more recent era of Supporting Actress, 1997-2005. Yes, yes, yes, it's true - after much wheedling and needling, StinkyLulu's finally lifted the "previous decade" moratorium for this month only and the choice is yours. And there's also fascinating conversation roiling (not to mention a few surprising disclosures from yours truly) roiling over in comments.

___ Item 6: OVERLOOKED IN 1953?
We haven't yet discussed which actresses at the edges were overlooked in 1953. I doubt I'll have the seconds to devote to an extra profile (though a little birdie has hinted that Ken might pitch in) but I am interested to hear your "nominations" for the best overlooked Supporting Actresses of 1953. Do share your brilliance in comments.

Have at it, lovelies!

4.07.2008

VOTE: MAY's Supporting Actress Sundays

One of the most recurrent "suggestions" regarding Supporting Actress Sundays has been to "have more recent years." The request has presented proven a conundrum. I am -- both by nature and by training -- a historian. And I commenced Supporting Actress Sundays as essentially a historical project, placing a "moratorium" on the previous ten years of Supporting Actress nominations to permit a productively historical distance. But, lovely reader, your pokings and proddings have won out and I have determined to submit to contemporary bias for the month of May. So, in honor of all you short-term memory types...

What year deserves the focus
for MAY's month of
Supporting Actress Sundays?
1997: Kim Basinger in L.A. Confidential, Joan Cusack in In and Out, Minnie Driver in Good Will Hunting, Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights, Gloria Stuart in Titanic
1998: Kathy Bates in Primary Colors, Brenda Blethyn in Little Voice, Judi Dench in Shakespeare in Love, Rachel Griffiths in Hilary and Jackie, Lynn Redgrave in Gods and Monsters
1999: Toni Collette in The Sixth Sense, Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted, Catherine Keener in Being John Malkovich, Samantha Morton in Sweet and Lowdown, Chloe Sevigny in Boys Don't Cry
2000: Judi Dench in Chocolat, Marcia Gay Harden in Pollock, Kate Hudson in Almost Famous, Frances McDormand in Almost Famous, Julie Walters in Billy Elliot
2001: Jennifer Connelly in A Beautiful Mind, Helen Mirren in Gosford Park, Maggie Smith in Gosford Park, Marisa Tomei in In the Bedroom, Kate Winslet in Iris
2002: Kathy Bates in About Schmidt, Julianne Moore in The Hours, Queen Latifah for Chicago, Meryl Streep in Adaptation, Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago
2003: Shohreh Aghdashloo in House of Sand and Fog, Patricia Clarkson in Pieces of April, Marcia Gay Harden in Mystic River, Holly Hunter in thirteen, Renee Zellwegger in Cold Mountain
2004: Cate Blanchett in The Aviator, Laura Linney in Kinsey, Virginia Madsen in Sideways, Sophie Okonedo in Hotel Rwanda, Natalie Portman in Closer
2005: Amy Adams in Junebug, Catherine Keener in Capote, Frances McDormand in North Country, Michelle Williams in Brokeback Mountain, Rachel Weisz in The Constant Gardener
The choice is yours...
Let your voice be heard by voting in the column at right or here.

4.06.2008

Donna Reed in From Here To Eternity (1953) - Supporting Actress Sundays

This week's Supporting Actress Sunday profile marks the first profile in the 3rd "season" of Supporting Actress Sundays. Since Supporting Actress Sundays formally began (with Peggy Cass in Auntie Mame on 4/2/06), StinkyLulu has offered 100 Supporting Actress Profiles and has hostessed 20 Smackdowns, each covering a different year of the category's 71 year history. (A regularly updated "archive" of previous Supporting Actress Sundays can be found by clicking the Supporting Actress Sunday button at the top right of any Supporting Actress Sunday post.) I'm thrilled to be commencing this third year, with some new "voting" strategies and a whole bunch of Supporting Actressness to keep us busy through December. So, fasten your seatbelts, lovelies, as it's agonna be a rollicking ride -- a ride that begins, appropriately enough, with a "type"-defying (and trophy-snagging) turn by...

approximately 20 minutes and 14 seconds
13 scenes

roughly 17% of film's total running time
Donna Reed plays Alma, an ambitious young dame who's working in Hawaii at a not-quite seedy dance hall in the days, weeks, and months just prior to the attack on Pearl Harbor in December 1941.
Reed's Alma works under the name "Lorene" (the proprietress thought it sounded "French"), although her colleagues call her "Princess."
Reed's character catches the eye of Prew (Montgomery Clift), who seems to fall in something with her at first sight. For her part, Alma first treats this handsome newcomer as just another client ("Mrs. Kipfer pays us to be nice to all the boys"), watching him with a combination of curiosity, amusement and contempt.
Soon, Prew's guileless tenacity in pursuit of her seems to warm something within Reed's Alma, and she invites Prew to join her in the establishment's "special" parlor, where they laugh and talk and begin to "know" each other. (This being early 1950s Hollywood, the question of whether or not Reed's "Lorene" is an actual "pro" remains a coyly crafted mystery. Filmmaker Fred Zinneman, however, seems to enjoy toying with the studio censors, first allowing the word "French" to hang in the air somewhat salaciously in one scene and, in another, showing Clift relaxing in recline as Reed's head rises into frame from what at first seems to be the area of his lower abdomen. The posture's potentially lewd implications are quickly erased when it becomes clear that Clift's been cradling Reed in the crook of his arm.)
In Mrs. Kipfer's special parlor, Reed's Alma begins to appreciate Prew's integrity, his history, what makes him different -- and the two begin to fall into a kind of love, the kind that seems only to make sense in war movies. Indeed, Prew's and Alma's story -- rebellious soldier falls in love with tough tart -- comprises one of the three (comparably clichéd) storylines that drive From Here To Eternity, a war-story melodrama rippling with surprising social commentary. (In a nut, the film depicts the social rituals and hierarchies of military culture as irrational, old-fashioned, elitist, and ultimately indirectly responsible for the U.S. military's unpreparedness for Japanese attack on December 7, 1941.)
Reed maneuvers the cliché's of the role with savvy precision. She's neither a victim of her circumstances, nor is she a hard-hearted hellion. Rather, she's always already a bit of both. Reed presents Alma as an ambitious woman, determined to become "proper" and adept at mercenary tactics to do so. She tried marrying into propriety, which didn't work, and now she's set on earning enough to buy her own way into respectability.
And while she loves Prew, in a way, his defiant humility -- Clift's character artfully dodges acclaim and prestige whenever and however he can, despite his extraordinary gifts -- forcefully reminds Alma that she wants to climb the very social ladder that Prew's intent on defying.
Reed's accomplishment in this role derives from her ability to maintain the heat on Alma's mercenary intentions, even as she deploys her formidable charisma and intelligence to making the character likable and (dubiously) respectable. I find it nearly impossible not to just "like" Donna Reed, and so find it impressive how appropriately Reed underscores that Alma's got some -- ahem -- "issues" that predispose her to a scary sort of obsessiveness and rage. But Reed also demonstrates how much Alma genuinely likes Prew, how she sees in him a kindred spirit comparably abused by arbitrary structures of privilege and power.
The limits of their compatibility, however, is revealed on the morning of the attack, when Prew ("I'm a soldier") insists on returning to base in spite of Alma's desperate attempts to remind him of the myriad ways in which the Army has done him wrong. Prew leaves and Alma is -- once again -- alone.
Reed is effective and intelligent in the role, drawing an empathetic portrait of a woman who is making mostly self-serving choices. Alma is a possibly despicable character, and Reed maintains her own likability without compromising her character's complexity. It's adept, necessary work -- essential to the film's emotional effectiveness. But Reed probably won her trophy for that final scene in which she, along with Deborah Kerr (not nearly as effective as Reed in a comparably complex role of the adulterous officer's wife), is carried from the shore of Hawaii for presumed safety on the mainland. In this haunting coda, Reed displays the character's darkest sides as Alma uses Kerr's character as a test-audience for her new plan.
In this brilliant coda, Reed reveals Alma's mercenary core with haunting efficiency. As she spins the yarn of her dead fiancé -- killed, she says, in battle on the morning of December 7 -- Reed's Alma cannily surveys Kerr's reaction and we come to realize that Alma's hit upon a new plan in her single-minded pursuit for propriety. She needn't marry for it. Nor must she earn it on her own. Caressing Prew's only truly personal item in her palm, it becomes clear that Alma's finally found her ticket to propriety: a dead "fiancé", killed in the first attack of a new war. Reed's work in this scene is simple, stark, and effective -- and it's certainly what snagged Donna Reed her own permanent ticket to Hollywood "propriety": 1953's Best Supporting Actress Oscar.

4.05.2008

This Week in Supporting Actressness

Joan Loring in The Corn Is Green (1945) on TCM
Gladys Cooper in Now, Voyager (1942) on TCM
Celeste Holm in All about Eve (1950) on TCM
Thelma Ritter in All About Eve (1950) on TCM
Frances McDormand in North Country (2005) on Lifetime
Piper Laurie in Carrie (1976) on A&E
Anne Ramsey in Throw Momma from the Train (1987) on AMC
Jocelyne La Garde in Hawaii (1966) on TCM
Lila Kedrova in Zorba the Greek (1964) on AMC
Gale Sondergaard in Anna and the King of Siam (1946) on AMC
Katharine Ross in The Graduate (1967) on AMC
Colette Marchand in Moulin Rouge (1952) on TCM
Kathleen Quinlan in Apollo 13 (1995) on USA
Talia Shire in The Godfather, Part II (1974) on A&E

4.04.2008

"Safe. Shatterproof. Convenient." (Homo Heritage Fridays)

from MANDATE:
The International Magazine of Entertainment and Eros.
February 1977 ~ page 58
For details, click the image; then click again to magnify

4.03.2008

Chico's Angels - Wishful Thinking Thursday

Turns out that, once again, my timing's off.
See, I was just in LA this past weekend, getting all academented and such. Seems I should have made the trip next week, so's to catch a glorious whiff of...
I've not yet seen Kay Sedia et al live, but I have quite enjoyed her glory on film (in Taco Chick and Salsa Girl (for which my little write-up was blurbed - oh, the glama!). Perhaps, one day, I shall enjoy a full-body experience of the phenomenon. For now, alas, I must content myself by enjoying the "Mexicamp queerness" from afar via streaming video...
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Luckily, I have my set of "Chico's Angel Refrigerator Magnets" -- thanks, criticlasm! -- to keep me warm...

4.02.2008

Whet Your Appetite

To assuage your hunger for more StinkyLulu, I humbly offer some tempting treats to refine your discerning palate.
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The tour features
some great moments in European cuisine (Exhibit x, y, z)
along with some expansive definitions of "salad" (Exhibits a, b, c, d, e).
But don't forget MY favorite: Flesh Salad.
All told, the food runs from just eww to completely gross
to beyond repulsive to simply aack to blechh to wtf
before culminating with a simple hacksteak.

Might I tempt you with a crap cruller?
A poop sammich?
Or perhaps a heaping spoonful of turds?

Yum-OH!
(via Andrew Sullivan)