Showing posts with label discoveries in televidiocy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label discoveries in televidiocy. Show all posts

5.06.2009

Thoughts on the Glambert by a Dawdling Brainiac

Something happened last night on American Idol.

I officially became an Adam Lambert fan. My affection for this year's most viscerally polarizing contestant has been marked by a curious ebb and flow. I've admired his ability. I've cringed at his personal style. I've been impressed by his trouper's collaborative ethic. I've worried for him as he's been tossed to the wolves of the contemporary media. I've thrilled at several of his musical choices (his unfairly impugned take on "Ring of Fire" sold me as a believer in his true potential). Yet, beyond this ebb and flow, there was something bigger holding me back from really signing onto Team Glambert.

I needed Adam Lambert to really sing an actual metal song.

A loud metal song with a thrusting, wailing vocal. And not something by Queen. Preferably one with undeniable headbanger cred. Something from Rush. Or AC/DC. Or Guns 'n Roses. Or Zeppelin. And last night the Glambert did it. He nailed an old school Zeppelin cover. On American Idol. This sissyish, Jewish, Broadway baby who was interested in pretty much everything except sports nailed Zeppelin on Fox (while wearing nail polish, liquid eyeliner, and an emo spike). And, what's more, he sounded great while doing it.
In a weird way that feels really important to me, Adam Lambert also claimed a kind of ownership of the queer sonic pleasures of heavy metal. In a way, Adam Lambert "outed" the sonic queerness (what Wayne Koestenbaum has evocatively called the "queer throat") -- the vocal excesses, the register bending glissandos, the ripe emotional vulnerabilities -- of the male heavy metal singer. And he didn't wear any retro glam rock drag to do it. He wore the skinny jeans and torn t-shirts and too many accessories that seem like, well, Adam Lambert.
Since American Idol's second season -- when another big sissy with a big voice became a big contender -- "Broadway" has been the show's (and now the culture's) "code" for queer. And with his legitimate prior theatrical success on the musical stage (not to mention those boy-boy kissing videos), the Glambert has seemed especially vulnerable to the "Broadway" insinuations. Yet he's also been savvy and unapologetic about who he is and, along the way, he's also walked us through a vocal history of rock masculinity. From his vocally lurid goof on "Satisfaction" early on, to his reappropriation of the emotional sincerity of the pop falsetto with covers of Barry Gibb and Smokey Robinson, Lambert has charted, week by week, the fundamental ways that U.S. pop/rock masculinity has been defined by aural/sonic androgyny. This is a big deal. For generations, scholars and popular culture commentators talking about rock, performance and masculinity have invested most of their interest in the visual, reveling in the spectacularly visual gender play performed by male pop and rock stars. Elvis Presley's eyeshadow, pompadour and rhinestones. The visual theatricality of David Bowie, Elton John and KISS. The glamorshot peacockery of strutting frontmen like Steven Tyler, Freddie Mercury, Bret Michaels or Mick Jagger. Yet, all the while, the genderfuck happening in the male vocality of rock has remained mostly an accouterment of rock's primarily visual or musical (but not vocal) importance. It seems noteworthy then that Adam Lambert has "throughout this competition" placed such a stealthy, steady and queer pressure on the SOUND of vocalized masculinity in U.S. pop and rock. Adam Lambert's "queer throat" -- his distinctive vocal excess, his register-bending glissando, his ripe emotional vulnerability -- has proven especially well-suited to the demands of the repertory of American pop and rock music. And for me, who first fell in love with music while listening to Broadway cast albums AND everything by Rush, AC/DC, Queen and Zeppelin, this sissyish Latin Broadway baby who's always been interested in pretty much everything but sports is grateful to Adam Lambert for "outing" the queer vocal pleasures of heavy metal on national television.
Yet I wonder if that "outing" might be enough to send the Glambert home, possibly tonight, possibly next week. Does the sonic queerness of the metal voice need a strutting cock-rocker as its heterosexual alibi? Can a sissyish, Jewish, Broadway baby get away with this kind of vocal outside the haven of a cabaret/musical audience? I don't know. But whatever happens in the next week or so, two things are certain: (1) Adam Lambert is a star and (2) this sissyish, Latin, Broadway baby and closet headbanger is thrilled to see one of his own doing his thing on the most-watched television program in the nation.

So: Go, Glambert!

4.21.2009

A Lanky Dork to Brighten One's Day... Jim Parsons in The Big Bang Theory

Joe's recent post at Low Resolution addressing the definition of "adorkable" stirred my devotion to my favorite person living in my television box these days: Jim Parsons.
His singularly brilliant performance as the insufferably nerdy/needy/neurotic Sheldon just makes me happy. Hap hap hap hap hap happy. Happy! And then when I see pictures like this, and realize that he appeared in this play (directed by a college friend of mine no less), I get even haphaphappier. So, I offer this -- my personal definition of "adorkable" -- to share my haphaphappy with you.

Who's your favorite "adorkable"?

9.18.2008

"All The Boys LOVE HomoLulu"

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thanks to the gorgeous Jose for the hot tip

9.30.2005

StinkyLulu's Televidiocy

Started this entry thinking it'd be a "week in review" kinda thing -- talking about the two really interesting & totally different movies StinkyLulu caught this week, Grizzly Man & RollBounce -- each very poignant, each very odd. Yet it seems that the realm of televidiocy beckons...so StinkyLu takes that familiar dive into the idiot box.

See -- the thrilling annual torturefest of Big Brother 6 finally ended last week -- with Janelle smelling like a rose & EEEEEvette & Skaggie just smelling -- & StinkyLu's reality-tv plate needed some fresh filling. Gratefully, two favorites dishes are on the fall menu. At the same time. Decisions decisions.

Option #1:
NBC's favorite ex-con has been catching grief from all sides -- particularly for her irreality showcase, The Apprentice: Martha -- what with folks picking on her ratings, her vibe, and even her opening credits. But StinkyLulu -- ever the contrarian -- just loves this kindler gentler & wierder Martha Stewart. (And -- goldarnit -- running "Sweet Dreams" under that opening montage gives StinkyLu the chills everytime.) If only the "Apprentice" famewhores weren't so intent on insipid (& nearly unwatchable) bickering. YET -- alas, lovely reader, StinkyLu must confess to an embarassing fixation on the worst of this bunch, Jim -- a particularly evil, loathsome yet captivating version of one of StinkyLu's favorite genres of cuteboy, The Snerk (you know the type -- snarky, skinny, primped, overripe with entitlement). And he hasn't been fired yet.
Gotta love that Martha!

Option #2:
Over on UPN, StinkyLu's becoming increasing weary of Tyra at the helm of Martha's main competition. Nonethe, Ms.Banks' franchise, America's Next Top Model 5, remains one of the simplest & most reliable pleasures on television today. With a reality formula at least as solid as any of Mark Burnett's or Bunim-Murray's, this season of ANTM promises to be as good as any (even without uber-freak Janice Dickinson -- who will be sorely missed, I'm sure). Even better, Lu recently discovered FourFour's brilliant screencaps -- such a noble & heroic effort, making all the best fun of ANTM available to those without the benefit of broadcast. (Though Lu won't miss a one.) Not sure if there's a Lulu fave yet, though something about Coryn did stand out even before those -- hee!hee! -- terrible rumors started swirling. But no-matter, Lulu always ends up pulling for the "non-a-model/transformer" who never wins anyway -- hi Elyse, Shandi, YaYa & Kahlen!). And it's not really clear who that would be in this bunch. So, 'twill keep y'all posted.

Thankfully the wonders of technology permit Lu generous servings of both.
StinkyLu does love that reality-teevee. Yum yumyum yum.