"All Pope, All The Time"

Ding Dong. The Pope Is Dead! Which Old Pope? The... Well, you get the idea... First, it was contant coverage of the "To Insert The Feeding Tube Or Not To Insert The Feeding Tube" drama. Now, it's The Interregnum Conclave! A Cardinal Collegial Confabulation! It's POPE-APALOOZA!!! And StinkyLulu's going just a little crazy. This morning -- in a fruitless attempt to avoid the early morning Poperama -- StinkyLu was reduced to watching The 700 Club where Ken Mehlman, the big homo who's currently Chair of The Republican National Committee was on, flapping his gums about the moral clarity and vision of the current administration. Blah blah CULTURE OF LIFE blah blah blah OWNERSHIP SOCIETY blah blah blah LEADERSHIP OF THIS PRESIDENT blah blah blah CLINTON = EVIL blah blah blah.

All this hooey. Makes StinkyLulu really glad for Wacko Jacko's trial & the impending nuptials of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles. Between them, MissTerri & the Pope-athon, WBush's Social Security FearMongering Tour is not even on the news. And Iraq is. Cuz casualties are still happening & DaPope was against the Iraq war... Hmmm.... One wonders how an DaPope's anti-war stance stacks up against his sustained active promotion of genocidal AIDS policies in Africa... Or next to DaPope's decades-long campaign of vicious condemnation of homos while simultaneously maintaining policies of righteous silence regarding sex abuse by priests around the globe.... Hmmm... FEH!

From here on out, StinkyLulu'll be wondering what Camilla Parker Bowles will be wearing on her head this friday... Maybe Michael Jackson has an idea or two...