8.18.2006

The Phenomena of Duff: Be afraid, be very afraid...

For reasons that seemed to make sense at the time, The Stinkys just this afternoon screened Material Girls, the new film from those superduper stars of the teen scene, Hillary and Haley Duff.
A promising premise, a gaggle of interesting co-stars, Madge's production company -- Material Girls seemed a potentially diverting idiotic poopcorn flick, just the kind The Stinkys like. But. Oh. How wrong The Stinkys were...

Indeed, in all of StinkyLulu's moviegoing history, few stars seem so profoundly capable of killing their own movies than Miss Hillary Duff. (The truly embarassing part is that StinkyLulu's seen most of the girl's filmography. In the theatre. Isn't the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results?) Anyway, MrStinky wanted to see something dumb and was intrigued by the Cinderella-in-reverse formula. StinkyLulu was fairly easily persuaded by the film's pedigree: an often interesting director leading a cast that included a Tony nominee, a Tony winner, a Drama Desk nominee, a 1st Runner Up for Miss Venezuela 1975, a nutty 80s comedienne, a kid actor turned indie icon and one of the most reliably thrilling Best Supporting Actress winners of the last several decades. One might think that such a remarkable assemblage of seasoned pros might elevate -- or at least anchor -- this piffle-piece featuring the Duff sisters, Haylie and Hillary. But nooooooo. All are powerless to combat the swirling vortex of suck that is the Duff sisters. Individually, Haylie and Hillary are merely charm-free and completely bereft of screen presence. Together, however, The Duffs are as a black hole, neutralizing whatever humor or charisma nears the vacuum of Duff. It's astonishing -- and incrementally unbearable -- to watch. (And truly, The Stinkys had ample warning of the phenomena of Duff, having screened Hillary's 2004 Raise Your Voice. In that "film", even Heathler Locklear -- she of the uncommon capacity to redeem utter trash -- couldn't find chemistry with Miss Hillary. Shoulda been a big red flag. But noooooooooo. Gluttons, those Stinkys, gluttons.)

Consider yourself warned, lovely reader.
(And if another Duff flick appears on StinkyLulu's screening list, know that an intervention might just be in order.)

"Dominance - For Total Male Sensuality." (Homo Heritage Fridays)

from Blueboy: The International Magazine About Men, January 1979, page 97.
For details, click the image; then click again to magnify.

8.17.2006

Sharing... (AKA StinkyLulu's in The Alibi)

MrStinky just called with an alert that StinkyLulu's first print media "shout out" just hit the free-paper stands at your finer eateries, bus stops and porn stores throughout the ABQ. It's one of those little blurbs about "Local Bloggers" and it appears in this week's issue of ABQ's preeminent alternative freebie rag, The Weekly ALIBI (for which Lulu worked as a delivery wench for Lu's first year or so back in the 'querque.)

click image for link to article

On first glance the featurette seems to be merely to be this paragraph leading into a reprint of the list of ABQ bloggers originally developed by the divas at the indispensable DukeCityFix (a list which seems to have been exported to other area papers and websites with verve). But then scanning down the list, it seems there's bits of mildly snarky editorializing on each blog, including...

Sharing? Sounds suspiciously like kindergarten. But 'spose it's true. StinkyLulu does love sharing the love. So, thanks, Alibi, for the nod. And Alibi readers? Welcome to StinkyLulu's world. Be sure to rummage for a bit. There's plenty to go around...

8.16.2006

Who Knew? (AKA The Miracle of YouTube)

For a week, StinkyLulu's been thinking about Sheila. Sheila who, you might ask? Well. The only Sheila Lulu's ever loved...

See, ever since ModFab posted on the upcoming Broadway revival, and revealed that the character of Sheila is being played by (A) a black woman who happens to be (B) the extraordinary Deidre Goodwin, and (C) when MrStinky said he saw the promos while in San Francisco for (D) the very out-of-town tryout that The SceneStealer just saw... Well, it's been a romp through that special place in Lulu's heart on permanent lease to A Chorus Line.

Now, randomly perusing YouTube, StinkyLulu just happens to stumble across footage of the original Sheila's Tony acceptance speech.


That's Kelly Bishop? The mom from Dirty Dancing? The grandma on The Gilmore Girls? And any number of variously snotty, silly and bitchy dames through the years? Wowie. Kazowie. Lulu did not know that. So, not only does Lulu have a new favorite Tony acceptance speech, but also a fresh appreciation for the casting people on Dirty Dancing: Jerry Orbach & Kelly Bishop as Baby's parents? Now, that's genius...

8.15.2006

Cast Your Vote for SEPTEMBER's "Supporting Actress Sunday" Feature

It's that time again, lovely reader -- that time each month wherein you hold StinkyLulu's home-movie fate in your hands. (Not to mention the screening schedule for your inveterate SmackDowners...) So, whaddaya think?

What year deserves the focus
for September's month of
Supporting Actress Sundays?


Your nominees for September are:
  • 1936: Beulah Bondi in The Gorgeous Hussy • Alice Brady in My Man Godfrey • Bonita Granville in These Three • Maria Ouspenskaya in Dodsworth • Gale Sondergaard in Anthony Adverse
  • 1945: Eve Arden in Mildred Pierce • Ann Blyth in Mildred Pierce • Angela Lansbury in The Picture of Dorian Gray • Joan Lorring in The Corn Is Green • Anne Revere in National Velvet
  • 1954: Nina Foch in Executive Suite • Katy Jurado in Broken Lance • Eva Marie Saint in On The Waterfront • Jan Sterling in The High and the Mighty • Claire Trevor in The High and the Mighty
  • 1963: Diane Cilento in Tom Jones • Edith Evans in Tom Jones • Joyce Redman in Tom Jones • Margaret Rutherford in The V.I.P.'s • Lilia Skala in Lilies of the Field
  • 1972: Jeannie Berlin in The Heartbreak Kid • Eileen Heckart in Butterflies Are Free • Geraldine Page in Pete 'n' Tillie • Susan Tyrrell in Fat City • Shelley Winters in The Poseidon Adventure
  • 1981: Melinda Dillon in Absence of Malice • Jane Fonda in On Golden Pond • Joan Hackett in Only When I Laugh • Elizabeth McGovern in Ragtime • Maureen Stapleton in Reds
  • 1990: Annette Bening in The Grifters • Lorraine Bracco in GoodFellas • Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost • Diane Ladd in Wild at Heart • Mary McDonnell in Dances With Wolves
Your decision will be determined no later than the morning of August 30, the Wednesday after the 1962 SMACKDOWN (Sunday, August 27 -- mark your calendars). That gives about 2 weeks for tricksy voting schemes and assorted electioneering. Vote using the poll mechanism below. Opinions expressed in comments will only be considered in the not uncommon event of a tie.

Vote early. Vote often. Vote now.
(Tell your friends.)

FYI: To date, the Smackdowners have delved into 1942, 1958, 1961, 1962 (ongoing), and 1996. That leaves the excellent period of the later 1940s and early 1950s untouched, while also completely neglecting the 1970s and 1980s. StinkyLulu loves the unexpected adventures that have followed your votes, but it's coming time for some historical diversity! (BTW - A little birdie tells Lulu that there will be no reader vote for October's roster & that the Smackdowners will excavate 1982.) So make your September vote interesting, lovely reader... The Smackdown's ready to mix things up!











SEPTEMBER's Month of Supporting Actress Sundays


What year's nominees should we discuss during SEPTEMBER's Month of Supporting Actress Sundays?





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8.14.2006

Angela Lansbury in The Manchurian Candidate (1962) - Supporting Actress Sundays

StinkyLulu doesn't pretend to understand the vicissitudes of Oscar. While the Oscars themselves tend to structure Lulu's movie obsession (both as a history project and as an ongoing experience), StinkyLulu really has no clue why Oscar does what it does. Oftentimes Lulu doesn't even care who or what gets awarded with nominations or prizes. (But o'course, even when "not caring," Lulu always possesses an opinion about Oscar's hits and misses and pretty much everything else.) But it's each category's winners and losers (both those "honored just to be nominated" as well as those completely ignored) that focus Lulu's contemplation of the movies. And Supporting Actress? Actressing at the edges provides a near perfect point of focus for StinkyLulu's variegated cinemaniac interests... Indeed, sometimes it feels, with the advent of Supporting Actress Sundays, StinkyLulu's true movie calling has finally been found.

But there are times when even the category of Best Supporting Actress leaves Lulu all confused. As Ellen Burstyn's 14 Second Kerfluffle has recently demonstrated, the question of "what counts as a Supporting Actress performance" instigates many different answers, each routing its own bumpy detours. (Be sure to see the comments over on Lulu's FilmExperience post for an excellent & smart discussion of these very issues.)

Where some movie freaks express themselves via lists (no names, lovely reader, you know the type...hee), Lulu tends to organize things by criteria: a standard of measurement, grouping or evaluating commonalities. And "for your Supporting Actresses consideration," StinkyLulu tends toward three main criteria.

StinkyLulu sez:
The BEST "Best Supporting Actress" nomination should be...
  • ...a character that is essential for and instrumental to the narrative. She should be central to at least one -- but not every -- crucial plot point.
  • ...a performance perfect in -- but also larger than -- the role. Hers should be an indelible and precise characterization that makes her character's presence palpable even in scenes where she does not appear.
  • ...a supporting player in the production. She should never threaten to be the star, but there should be little doubt that her character/performance could completely carry another -- possibly better -- movie
Perhaps the perfect illustration of these main criteria can be seen in the performance offered by...

The Manchurian Candidate represents a rare accomplishment in popular film: a topical political thriller that becomes more interesting, relevant and suspenseful with each passing year. (No wonder they tried an aught-era remake, which Lulu has not seen.) Some film types rightly point to John Frankenheimer's 1962 film as the stylistic hinge between noir and the "paranoid thrillers" of the 1970s. While this film is certainly a crazy good stylistic treat, the thematics of the piece also delve into deep pots: the gurgling, dystopic view of American politics; the misogynist -- sometimes latent, sometimes blatant -- view of female power; the surreal discordance of U.S. popular media...s'all good. But amidst Frankenheimer's singular cinematic flair, amidst the redolent themes, even amidst decent leading performances by two (A & B) of StinkyLulu's least favorite actors... amidst all that, it's Angela Lansbury's performance as the "Queen of Diamonds" herself that takes Lulu captive each and every time.

Angela Lansbury plays "Mrs. Iselin," political wife/mother cum Cold War Lady Macbeth. A blazing force of "feminine" power in the masculinized realm of midcentury politics, Lansbury's Mrs. Iselin stages photo ops and political coups instead of hostessing teas. It's clear the second she barrels her way onto the tarmac, camera crew in tow and banner at the ready, to pose a picture from which she's absent that her Mrs. Iselin is the party politics equivalent of a "stage mother." But is Mrs. Iselin a blustering buffoon like her husband or a consummately shrewd manipulator? The character seems to embody the most shrewish and silly aspects of the loathsome midcentury misogynist aspersion Momism, yet Lansbury's performance adeptly calibrates the comedy and crassness of the character to sustain a kind of mystery. It's to Lansbury's credit that, in a movie chock full of red herrings, the potency of Mrs. Iselin's menace maintains that mystery until the exhilarating sequence of escalating twists that bring the film to its ostensibly final conclusion. Lansbury layers every motive of this complex character in every scene, potentially discernible to the attuned eye but never entirely revealed to anyone. Lansbury's performance could have easily devolved into a gruesomely sexist version of the monster-mother of whom Oscar is so fond, but Lansbury's Mrs. Iselin is about as distinctive a performance as has ever been captured on film. What's more, Lansbury -- who was but a handful of years older than the actor playing her son -- played the film with no special make-up, the sense of age emanating from her affect as much as her appearance. Angela Lansbury's performance as Mrs. Iselin exemplifies Lulu's favorite kind of actressing at the edges, the kind of supporting actress performance that nibbles at the story's perimeter until it's somehow clear that she's truly at the heart of the movie.

Angela Lansbury's performance is also one of the best examples of the kind of "supporting actress" performance that meets StinkyLulu's criteria point-for-point. If Lulu was inclined to lists, this performance would likely head StinkyLu's of best nominations in Oscar's history of Supporting Actresses... At least, that's what StinkyLulu sez. Wonder what the Smackdown'll say...

8.13.2006

MissLulu Regrets...

Once again, Lulu's lagged a twitch behind.
Why, you ask?

First, MrStinky got home yesterday. Yay.
Second, PapaStinky's being honored/memorialized at a vintage car show at a casino way on the other side of the ABQ, so Lulu's been motoring back and forth and back and forth.
Third, classes start in 9 days.

In the meantime, lovely reader, see Lulu in a brief post on The Film Experience. And check back Monday, for Angela Lansbury in The Manchurian Candidate. Queen of Diamonds, y'all.

8.11.2006

"Rentable" (Homo Heritage Fridays)

from IT: In Touch For Men, January 1984, page 4.
For details, click the image; then click again to magnify.


And here Lulu was griping just the other day about NetFlix...

8.10.2006

Patty Duke in The Miracle Worker (1962) - Supporting Actress Sundays (Way Late Edition)

Apologies for the delay, lovely reader. And -- truth be told -- a few days have elapsed since Lulu re/screened the first of the 1962 nominated performances. Yet...no post. 'Tis been like pooping pinecones to get the motivation to tap out this waylaid/way-late entry into the Supporting Actress Sunday catalogue. Crazy too that it ain't the performance's fault, because there really are few acting feats as extraordinary as the performance put on film by...


The Miracle Worker tells the story of Annie Sullivan (played here by the formidable Anne Bancroft in an Oscar-snagging performance), the teacher who taught the deaf and blind Helen Keller to communicate. The narrative itself is gruelingly simple: will Annie be able to get through to Helen (revealing that she is a child capable of learning and loving), or will Helen break Anne's will to teach her (proving that the profoundly handicapped are irredeemably less than human)... Any guesses how things turn out?

The Miracle Worker itself is like a theatrical zombie. Produced over and over again, with generational stunt casting galore, no one seems able to kill it. (Though Nathaniel's -- ahem -- favorite actress recently came close.) StinkyLulu goes back & forth on whether the enduring appeal derives from the narrative being (a) a twin-set "triumph of the human spirit" female characters or that it's basically (b) one extended fight scene in which two female performers get to smack the bejeebus out of each other. O'course, it doesn't hurt that the dramatic structure trudges unrelentingly toward one of the singularly electrifying climactic moments in 20th century dramatics: the moment of redemption when Helen makes the connection and Annie gets to holler: "W-A-T-E-R... Water. It has a name. Mrs. Keller! Mrs. Keller! She knows..." 'Tis a guaranteed goose-pimpler.

The film does a decent job of escalating the incremental intensity, adding some nifty camera angles & close-ups. (Though the filmmakers also layered some auteurist atrocities -- blurry figures in flashback, ostensibly the ghosts haunting Anne Sullivan's interior psychodrama -- that are just astonishingly bad.) The real value, though, of the flick is that it captures the two legendary Broadway performances -- Bancroft and Duke -- at the narrative's center.

Though Bancroft's career brought no end of great roles (and 2 more Oscar noms), Patty Duke's performance as Helen Keller remains the actress' only real brush with critical acclaim. (Not counting the raving lunacy inspired by VOD.) Yet, it's a performance Patty Duke originated at age 12 -- a role that, by the beginning of the shoot, Duke had been performing with little interruption for nearly three years. Perhaps as a result, Duke's performance as captured on screen is a marvel of intricacy and precision. Nearly mute, with her eyes bugged open, Duke nonetheless anchors Helen's every grab and every grimace in actorly intention and dramatic action. There's no doubt there's an authentic person gnawing and scratching inside this little beast/girl. But a chilling moment occurs when a secondary character diminishes Annie Sullivan's teaching efforts by likening Helen to a trained monkey. The script means this to suggest Sullivan's vision, her empathy, her tenacity. But, screening this movie 40 years later, a creepy truth echoes within that accusation...an encroaching sense that it's not Helen who's the performing monkey, but the actress, Patty Duke. The actress, who became an enormous star at 16 due to this and her eponymous tv show, has told of her struggles with the downside of being a former child star... And, for StinkyLulu at least, this film seem to document both Patty Duke's exceptional accomplishment in the role as well as the curious collateral damage it did to Patty Duke herself. So, while there's much to admire in Patty Duke's performance, the whole thing just creeps Lulu out.

Even more, the true Best Supporting Actress in this flick is actually the brilliant, heartbreaking and unnominated Inga Swenson (Lulu's beloved Kraus, herself) as Helen's beseiged mother. An exhilarating example of great actressing at the edges, Swenson's performance tethers the extraordinariness of the story to an intrinsic, human emotional reality: a mother's desperate desire to connect with the child she loves. But Swenson's Mrs. Keller ain't no sugary portrait of maternal love as an elemental force. No, Swenson's is a bravely unattractive performance, which also avoids most of the goopy sentimental potholes. Swenson hits all kinds of vivid notes -- loathing, despair, joy, fury, wretched disappointment -- within pitifully banal dialogue, a genteel southern accent and often acting opposite the nearly intolerable Victor Jory (all those years shouting on a hillside sure didn't school his subtlety). Indeed, Inga Swenson's might well be the best performance in this acclaimed flick. (But that's just what StinkyLulu sez...)

But Joan Crawford said 1962's Best Supporting Actress 'twas Patty Duke


And apparently, Oscar agreed.


Wonder what the Smackdowners will say...

(Tune in Sunday, when Supporting Actress Sunday'll be back on track, for StinkyLulu's comments on the performance that contemporary Oscar wags thought sure to snag the Best Supporting trophy in 1962, Angela Lansbury in The Manchurian Candidate...)

8.07.2006

If StinkyLulu opened a restaurant...

A lazy day today, winding down and settling in after the weekend of academented adventuring in Chi-town. Almost forgot about a scheduled phone appointment with the research department of StinkyLulu's most favorite magazine. 'Twas brief -- just one of those things where they gather a group of current subscribers to do some test-marketing of magazine features but one of the questions turned out to be a surprise:

If you had whatever money you needed,
what kind of restaurant/club would you open?


The question caused StinkyLulu a brief "duh" moment, before the answer arrived as a bolt of true inspiration:

StinkyLulu's
Grilled Cheese Store


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Of course, the classic grilled sandwich would be the main item on the menu, with all the relevant variants (velveeta & cheddar & gourmet; full fat & no fat; w/ & w/o bacon or avocado or apple or tomato; fancy bread & wonder; etc) available for adventure and comfort. But the real fun of the restaurant would be the "grilled cheeses" from many lands. Margherita pizzas. Quesadillas. Pupusas. Arepas. Bagels with Cream Cheese (toasted) -- bialys too. Paneer Samosas (with potato or spinach). Spanokopita. Of course, there'd be a special little menu of fake-cheese, for the dairy-intolerant. And a very limited fondue menu, for the freaks that like that sort of thing. The list can, should & certainly would go on and on and on... (Haven't even considered grilled cheese desserts!!!)

Yum. Happy thoughts.

But what, lovely reader, would your restaurant/club be???

8.06.2006

6 Things Lulu's Loved In The 312

Since Thursday, StinkyLulu's been in Chicago, roiling in the greasy pit of academentia. So much blah-blah-blah in the air; startlingly dramatic academons around every corner. All of which gets in the way of the blogging, que no. But, lovely reader, StinkyLulu missed you. So please accept -- as a mere token -- the following...
6 Things Lulu's Loved In The 312
in no particular order

Lulu's just loved...
1. Screening Little Miss Sunshine (& enjoying its amazing cast) with
2. Nick -- who is just as sweet, charming, handsome & smartysmartsmart as everyone says -- & who introduced Lulu to
3. The Blog Widow, a deliciously sassy conversationalist, not unlike
4. Lulu's super-scintillating roommate, Sheepdog, with whom Lulu shared many deep thoughts as well as
5. a delightfully frigid hotel room, in the same voluptuous hotel where
6. Karen Finley performed on Saturday night.

FYI - Supporting Actress Sundays will be back soon, probably Wednesday, with a discussion of The Miracle Worker... Apologies for the delay...

8.02.2006

This Week in Liveness: A Cross-Country To-Do List

StinkyLulu's most frequently fixated 'pon movies ('specially brilliant actressing at the edges). But (despite not going very often) StinkyLulu does love live theatre/performance. In a sublime, nearly religious way. But not long ago, StinkyLulu whined to MrStinky about wanting to see some really "good" live theatre. (MrStinky's response? "Move.") 'Tis a funny thing, though. Lulu just loves lolling about in the badness of movies and teevee. But when it comes to the theatuh, Lulu's really a quality priss. Basically, it works out like this: For Lulu to enjoy live theatre, it's gotta be truly worthwhile (OR Lulu's gotta just love someone directly involved in the production).

This weekend -- it turns out -- has at least 4 productions going on in 4 different cities that StinkyLu'd truly love to see. Check 'em below & -- if you're in the relevant city -- getcher butt over to the theatre. Sweat for art. 4 shows, 4 cities, listed from West to East... (Now, where'd that magic carpet get to... )

For Los Angelenos...
The Highways Performance Space in Santa Monica, CA, is "hosting" the directorial debut of Lulu's best bud, reddish68. Wooo Hooo. The show itself is a (mostly) 1-person hooha that reddish68 describes as sort of like Tarnation if the main protagonist had been raised by Sybil's mom. Family values go a long way for art. Lulu's read the script. The show's definitely worth seeing.

For those in the ABQ...
A new play, Tincture, is having its regional premiere at SolArts, the most interesting, dynamic and unpredictable venue in the ABQ. This play's director is the partner of one of Lulu's most treasured academented fellow-travelers. That's why they call it "community" theatre.

For those in Chi-town...

The indelible, incomparable Karen Finley 'tis presenting a version of her most recent work, The Dreams of Laura Bush/The Passion of Terri Schiavo. Lulu'll be attending this one, as part of a fugue of conference-induced academentia. StinkyLulu's seen Finley a few times over the years, and her work is reliably extraordinary. This performance promises to be among the highlights of the trip. (The true highlight of this Chicago trip 'twill certainly be meeting Nick & Blog Widow....)

For those in NYC...
The by-all-accounts brilliant revival of Sweeney Todd -- one of the theatrical experiences that Lulu's longed for since it opened months ago -- is closing soon. Alas. The perils of the provinces. But Lulu's fave theatre-disher ModFab provides linkage to some bootlegging that shows us all some of what's missed by not catching this production.

So get yer butt to the art this weekend...

8.01.2006

Programming Note: 1962's The Manchurian Candidate on TCM Tonight...

Just a quick programming note for US readers:

As part of its day-long tribute to La Lansbury, TCM will be screening 1962's The Manchurian Candidate tonight. Angela Lansbury's nominated performance in this film stands among the most iconic in the category's history & often comes to mind when StinkyLulu contemplates just what qualifies a great performance as a SUPPORTING Actress performance (proportionate screen time, essential narrative significance, full character realization, etcetera).

Then, if you wish, compare Lansbury's proportion/purpose/power ratio to that of little Mary Badham in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Conveniently, Mockingbird's also on this week's TCM schedule...
(Watch both & you'll be almost halfway through the Smackdown roster for August...)