6.21.2006

TacoChick & SalsaGirl: On The Menu To Save The World

Since it seems -- in the last 24 hours -- that both StinkyLulu & ModFab have hit the sublime nostalgia wall that is ElectraWoman & DynaGirl, and since it's the season of LGBT film festivals, and since Lulu's all about sharing the love...

Attention!
ElectraWoman & DynaGirl fans!


Be on the lookout for what might be the most brilliant parody of (& homage to) the inanity of ElectraWoman & DynaGirl...



As StinkyLulu noted back in September '05:
And -- without doubt -- the prize of StinkyLulu's favorite short gay film ever (or at least since Monday) goest to Kurt Koehler's freakin'ilarious Taco Chick and Salsa Girl.... Mexicamp queerness at its finest: Oscar Quintero (as "Kay Sedia") and J.P. Torres (as "Anita Nacho") are simply brilliant in the title roles -- the whole production reminiscent of a latin episode of StinkyLu's favorite teevee show (& lunchbox) circa 1977: ElectraWoman & DynaGirl.
It's real real good. (Unfortunately not yet available on DVD.) But yeah -- Barbie & Ken as the evil agents of white supremacy, tasty Mexican food instigating superpowers, hunky thugs, great outfits, ditzy sidekicks, cheesetastic theme song on perpetual repeat -- what better adaptation could there be?

Be on the lookout for Taco Chick and Salsa Girl at a film festival near you!

6.20.2006

How Lulu Got To Be All StinkyLulu-ish...

10@10: Ten clips of StinkyLulu at age 10.
A Cultural Autobiography via YouTube.
(meme if you wish -- 'tis fun)

StinkyLulu, The Early Years.







That's right close to the whole story...

6.18.2006

Joan Allen in THE CRUCIBLE (1996) - Supporting Actress Sundays

StinkyLulu confesses to being more than a little shocked to discover just how contemporary The Crucible would feel in 2006, more than fifty years after its original theatrical staging and ten years since its first major Hollywood production. Yet, Arthur Miller's social allegory of American political hysteria/hypocrisy retains a shockingly contemporary relevance. With lines like "You are either with this court or you are against it"... With dramatic sequences in which a presiding judge finagles legal rules of evidence and testimony because of the extraordinary nature of the "threat to this court"... Suffice it, in 2006, The Crucible ain't just about McCarthyism anymore...

Indeed, for the purposes of Supporting Actress Sundays, it's all about...


...Joan Allen as Elizabeth Proctor in The Crucible (1996).

Arthur Miller structures the world of The Crucible -- both in his 1952 stage play and his 1996 screenplay -- fairly simply. Colonial Salem becomes -- by brute force of accusation -- a community cleaved into three groups, hopelessly at odds. As the narrative progresses, these groups form increasingly distinct ensembles: the accusers (the young women & girls enflamed with extraordinary passions), the accused (the mostly mature women accused of witchery and consorting with the devil), & the adjudicators (exclusively male public authorities -- landowners, clergy, lawyers, politicians -- charged with asserting the divine truth). Only John Proctor (Daniel Day-Lewis) really travels among all of these ensembles, and it's the intimate triangle of Abigail Williams (Winona Ryder), John Proctor (Day-Lewis) & Elizabeth Proctor (Allen) that creates the emotional (as opposed to social) dramaturgy of the piece.



Joan Allen as Elizabeth Proctor anchors the most interesting of these three opposed ensembles, the mostly mature actresses offering vivid and precise performances as -- in most cases -- the variously accused. This ensemble includes: Frances Conroy, as the desperation-riven Ann Putnam; Elizabeth Patterson (as Rebecca Nurse) and Mary Pat Gleason as (Martha Corey) who see the madness coming and stand resolute amidst its fury; & the legendary Ruth Maleczech (in a rare screen appearance) as Goody Osbourne, among the first accused and first hanged. (Even Charlayne Woodard contributes a welcome cynicism in the thankless role of Tituba). Among these women, as Goody Proctor, Joan Allen displays the strange accumulation of strengths -- the porcelain façade girded with steely integrity; plausible plainness despite extraordinary beauty; uncorseted contemporary intelligence/humor, even in "period" roles -- that have made her one of Oscar's most reliable contenders (unable to avoid unfortunate pun).


"Suspicion kissed you when I did... It were a cold house I kept."
Perhaps Lulu's most favorite line from an Arthur Miller play

Allen's performance is clearly the stand-out among the principal performances, perhaps also the only one to truly stand up ten years later. It's a curious thing to watch. Reknowned theatre director, Nicholas Hytner -- in this, only his 2nd film -- directs with a garish enthusiasm for wacky camera angles. It's up Winona's nose here, atop Daniel's head there, bitch-smacking Bruce Davison again and again. And then -- screech -- stand-still stop for Paul Scofield's ponderous sublety. It does becomes silly after a time. Yet, through it all, Joan Allen's always doing just fine -- the camera never catches her wrong. She's never doing too much or too little, & her unusual features convey whatever's necessary from whatever angle. From far away, she's heart-stopping; right up close, she's wrenching. And she's never off-pitch in this movie which seems ever in search of its tone. This might possibly be Allen's greatest gift to any project. The rest of the production might just tear away, but somehow Allen's always got her corner of the tent securely grounded.

All that being said, with so much to admire in Joan Allen's work here, it's strange that there's so little left to love. It's characteristically strong work from one of the most reliable actresses of the last two decades in precisely the kind of role (devoted helpmeet) that Oscar tends to notice. (Is that "faint praise"?) So, while much warranted, the nomination remains somehow not too too interesting. Curious, that...


Apologies for any photo-problems. Sunday morning seems to be a tough time for Blogger; it's having "issues" again.

6.17.2006

It's Someone's Birthday

StinkyLulu's 1st foray into online videography -- in honor of Criticlasm/reddish68.

6.16.2006

"Embracing the Total Man" (Homo Heritage Fridays)


from After Dark, March 1977, page 81.
(click here for enlargeable view)

SPECIAL PRIZE* to the first of you lovely readers to (a) identify by name the model in this ad & (b) call out the celebrity scandal in which he was implicated.

*3 Books of Your Choice from PaperBackSwap

6.14.2006

Lulu's not quite Beyond the Valley of Distraction

Oh, lovely reader, it may have come time to abandon the idealistic notion of CouldaShouldaWoulda Wednesdays. Once again, StinkyLulu's become SlackerLulu when it comes to maintaining the parallel track for Supporting Actress Sundays. (Of course, it might be that -- while not without extraordinary performances -- more recent vintages like '96 don't offer the same in the way of appealingly unfamiliar terrain.) Hard to say... But then again, maybe it's not about the movies at all, maybe it's just that Lulu's in the distraction zone these days...

See, IF Lulu's agonna be distracted when work's s'posed to be proceeding apace, there are plenty of worthy distractions to go around. StinkyLulu really should be thinking about acquiring all kinds of gifts for the way so many birthdays this week. StinkyLulu really should be planning an appropriate tribute to PapaStinky for this Sunday. StinkyLulu really should be watching movies relevant to the book project or -- at the very least -- Supporting Actress Sunday. But -- no matter -- all StinkyLulu can really think about is how many camptastic DVDs are newly available for Lulu's greedy possession: Mommie Dearest (with commentary by John Waters), the 2nd season of Entourage (MrStinky's fave), tricked-out dvd version of The Stinkys' beloved Valley of the Dolls, and -- of course -- the glitteriest gem of them all:


Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Finally on DVD.

Not quite a year ago, Lu commented on this flick & noted that BVD's the kind of film that requires a substantial respite between screenings...

But now, having read FourFour's pitch perfect appreciation of the dvd, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is pretty much all Lulu can think of...
Exhibit 1
Exhibit 2
Exhibit 3
Goodness.
Sakes.

Lulu's just gonna try to keep hearing Petronella's voice as work is resumed for the next hour...

6.13.2006

The Kind of Political Polling Lulu Likes

For your consideration (via DukeCityFix):



The ABQ dude is really quite astonishingly cute (see him around town quite often). But that Democrat from Nebraska? Lulu actually knows him fairly well. He's the sweetest, smartest six+-footer in a Stetson you'll meet.

6.12.2006

The 2006 Tony Awards -- StinkyLulu's Recap

Ahh. The Morning after the Tonys.
Totally amazing, totally appalling.
The perfect Tony blend.
All that plus some actual surprises. And some genuinely good entertainment to boot. And though it always makes StinkyLulu unjustifiably sad when "Best Musical" awards a show with no new music (especially when the twirly disc goes to what Lulu's bud Sheepdog years ago termed a "popsical") & when "Best Play" goes to a British import, the evening did have its share of moments to savor... (Now all Lulu has to do is find someone with a VHS recording of the awards to recover the 30 minutes smackdab in the middle where Lulu's vcr recorded something on VH1...)

Something’s always a touch tragic when the Tony broadcast exposes just how anxious the broadcast’s producers/network executives are about the “stars” of the Tony’s (not) being recognized by “The Average CBS Viewer.” Typically, the roster of presenters -- TV/Movie folk with Broadway pasts or big Broadway dreams – assuages this producerly anxiety. Occasionally, the host really solves this problem (ie. Lansbury in the ‘80s, O’Donnell in the ‘90s & Jackman in the ‘00s). But the 2006 broadcast indulged Tony’s self-esteem anxiety at a whole new level – transforming The Tony Awards into “The Name Dropper” Show. Exploiting the theme (“60 Years of Tony”), it seemed like every award got a laundry list intro of past winners. Just exhausting. And sorta sad.

Oh Harry.
Even Patti Lupone was yanking to find your "distinctive" rhythm. And how do you get your hair to make such a plump poof.






StinkyLulu just loves/loved Michael Jeter. Starting with seeing his performance in 1990's Grand Hotel and on and on. Just thinking of him makes Lulu so so happy & so soo sad. And while Lulu's forever loathe to endorse anything involving Jane Krakowski, Jeter's is perhaps the most heart-stomping speeches in Lulu's Tony memory.

Those kooky Canadians.
Always reliable for arcanely personal detail.








Genius. Truly excellent little montage, excerpting from at least three numbers while also giving an excellent vibe for the production. So so sorry not to be able to see this one... (Just love the little clarinet lady off to stage left.)



StinkyLulu loves the "draw-muh" too, Rosie.







Poor Molly Ringwald. Guess being trapped for time-everlasting in the gordian knot of '80s nostalgia would make one go a little cross-eyed.





The aforementioned Sheepdog commented -- after seeing the
the recent revival/thud, The Threepenny Opera -- that Lulu's beloved Cyndi "just looked out of place and lost" in it. Seeing her on the teevee, though, made Lulu think that Cyndi'd just rock a tv/movie musical. (Daresay it'd be better than even Björk.) A Lu can dream...

Ok. Happy for ya & all. Really. But that "baby in her belly" line. Ew. Sounds like that nastyfat character in the Austin Powers movies... And then the god stuff? Oh jeepers. Yes, your name is Christian but...do ya have to rub it in?




Ostensibly in tribute to Hal Prince's lifetime of achievement on Broadway, assorted Broadway Babies got to dress up in scenes from
Cabaret, Sweeney Todd and (as here) West Side Story, etcetera etcetera -- sort of like a "living mannequin" exhibit at an all-Broadway department store. Woulda been nice if they had sung a little or danced a little but, as 'twas, the whole thang sorta gave Lulu the creeps, like one of those old Vincent Price wax museum movies...

Now
that's the way to work a Leslie Uggams moment: really, totally, insanely BIG hair. Cute too (better than that copper helmet you got going now, Les). Had to love the way La Uggams talked about Groucho Marx & all his "comedy schticks"...




Strike 2 for Jersey Boys doing really trippy family values speeches. While squinting. Happy for ya. Really. But by the end of that elliptical speech about dead & not-dead mothers & father-son struggles & 2 people alone in a room of 6000: well, let's just say -- Lulu'd starting to want to go all Sweeney on your ass, kid.


From this distance, it's hard to tell what's
NOT to just love about LaChanze...







Broadway producer types always look a little scary but everytime this guy trots up to snag a trophy -- it makes Lu giggle, in a half snarky, half skeeved way. He's like your friendly neighborhood Harley guy, the one with the guest room that's also a shrine to Ethel Merman. (Is this what big gay Uncle Tony actually looks like?)


Well. See ya next June.

6.11.2006

Fudgepacker's Delight

This weekend, Gay Pride comes to ABQ. It's a quaint little affair, a couple thousand people cramming the state fairgrounds with as much rainbow merch, hair extensions & body glitter as possible. Generally StinkyLulu avoids Pride, having -- ahem -- indulged in a couple much larger prideful fandangos in a few much larger cities a good while back. (Thankfully, that fancy passed.)

Yet.
For reasons that are a little too intricate to map, The Stinkys opted to join in the local pridefulness this year. And to enter the 2nd Annual Wiminfest/Pridefest Bake-Off. Really, it was Lulu that convinced MrStinky to bake a pie for the contest & then it was MrStinky who predicated his participation StinkyLu's also entering... So, MrStinky entered 2 Tart & Tangy Strawberry Rhubarb pies, and StinkyLulu entered a non-icecream variation of a recently crowdpleasing dessert, under the name "Fudgepacker's Delight" (more below).

About 30 entries in 4 categories (Pies; Cakes; Brownies, Muffins & Bars; Anything Else) were judged by really really serious queers with major sugar habits. (By far, the prissiest judges were the Pie Divas. Oh goodness golly. Put a queen in charge of pie & a diva pops right out.) Lulu's category -- Anything Else -- was judged by a rising ABQ dyke chef & a cute transman named Shawn.

And, guess what, lovely reader:
Fudgepacker's Delight WON the "Anything Else" Category!

And while the dish did not go on to win Best In Show (or any of the other overall categories), StinkyLulu was a delighted fudgepacker to win a bake-off! Without baking! So, to share the love, please find the "recipe" for StinkyLulu's Fudgepacker's Delight below.


Fudgepacker’s Delight
StinkyLulu’s Fast & Easy No-Bake No-Booze Trifle
Ingredients
Small-to-Medium Grocery Store Chocolate Cake (Bundt-Style, no frosting)
Kozy Shack Chocolate Pudding (22 oz.)
Large Tub of Cool Whip
2-3 Dollops of Peanut Butter
4-6 Chocolate or Chocolate-Chip Cookies, crushed.
1 package, Instant Pudding (Chocolate or Fudge flavored)
1 cup milk
Any thing else you feel like tossing in (caramel syrup, dried fruit, nuts, crushed candy bars)

In a small bowl, crush two ¾” slices of cake. Add 2-3 dollops of peanut butter. Smoosh until mixed. Fold dollop of pudding and stir until the mixture reaches a thick, pasty texture. Set aside. Do not refrigerate.

In another small bowl, mix 1 cup cold milk with package of instant pudding. Whip until smooth and thick. Fold in 1 ½ cups of Cool Whip and whip until the mixture is smooth and thick. Set aside. Refrigeration ok.

Spread Cool Whip along bottom of large translucent or see-through serving dish. Place six ¾” slices of cake. On top of cake slices, layer (a) the Kozy Shack pudding, (b) the peanut butter paste, (c) the Cool Whip pudding spread, and (d) cookie crumbs. Layer another six ¾’ slices of cake and continue layering as above. Repeat until layers reach the top edge of dish or you run out of ingredients. Save one handful of cookie crumbs for top. Cover dish and refrigerate for at least several hours before serving.

(NOTE: For an ice cream trifle, substitute favorite ice cream for pudding and freeze before serving.)

Lauren Bacall in THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES (1996) -- Supporting Actress Sundays

There's an embarassing story that StinkyLulu must tell (before Criticlasm / Reddish68 tells it on Lulu): At the time of the 1996 Academy Awards, Lulu was stuck in a movie-going lull. Didn't see much, didn't want to see much. And when it came time for the Oscar broadcast, StinkyLulu wore as a badge of pride the fact that Lulu had seen few nominated films. That, of course, did not stop Lulu from having wildly impassioned opinions about who should win. Which -- for Supporting Actress -- StinkyLulu was adamant that Lauren Bacall should win for her work as...


...Hannah Morgan in Barbra Streisand's The Mirror Has Two Faces, this week's featured Supporting Actress Sunday performance.

Lulu hadn't seen the movie, o'course. Just willing to opine promiscuously about it. Indeed, Lulu was "somewhat" livid when that Juliette Bin-who? person snagged the trophy. (As best as Lulu can recall, the line of reasoning was something like -- Bacall's never won, Supporting is as much a cumulative category as a performance-specific category, her many performances trump any individual, blahblahblah, call it the Palance/Ameche effect...)


It's not that Bacall's awful. Not entirely. She might just be the best thing about this movie. But -- like everyone in this misguided, utterly implausible & criminally bland pseudo-Cinderella story -- she's just entirely underwhelming (& completely overshadowed by an impossibly annoying central character).

Bacall plays Hannah Morgan, the imperious former beauty who "has raised two daughters and buried a husband" & who now finds herself (and her life) on a curious holding pattern. Hannah and her elder duckling daughter, Rose (Streisand who also directed who also co-wrote who also...well you get the picture), live in a shockingly well-appointed Upper West Side apartment. There, Hannah simultaneously indulges & antagonizes each of Rose's many neuroses. Superficially, Hannah's an interesting polyglot of several stock characters: NY Jewish Mother + Fading Beauty + Monster Mother... The problem is that neither the film nor Bacall develops Hannah as a multi-faceted being. Bacall's performance becomes an accumulation of (occasionally great) line readings, delivered via that signature ashtray of a voice (& with all the emotional clarity of a FancyFeast commercial). It's "Hannah & Her Three Personalities" rather than a palpably grounded force of misguided maternal nature (ala Gladys Cooper).

Indeed, the performance -- rather than highlighting the unacknowledged genius of Bacall's acting -- underscores how much Bacall coasts on charisma & persona. Most unfortunately, Streisand seems to revel in this aspect of Bacall's acting (in contrast to -- say -- Von Trier, who toys with & sometimes exploits it). It's too bad, really. In the hands of a different director, this might well have been the great performance Lulu (on that high horsey back in '96) imagined it to be. But as it is, even Bacall's nomination becomes an odd miscarriage of Oscar justice, especially considering how rich 1996 was in the way of potential nominees in this category.

Apologies for the photo-problems. Blogger's having "issues" again.
VOTE HERE - VOTE NOW (for July's Supporting Actress Sundays)

The Tony Awards & the "Leslie Uggams Moment"

Another cross-post from ModFab...
There's always at least one moment in each Tony Award broadcast where some extraordinary confabulation of factors arrives to the stage & even StinkyLulu's left wondering: "Who but an unrepentant theatre freak would find this thrilling?" These moments, of course, become StinkyLulu's favorites but -- in a strange way -- they also stir Lulu's internalized Tony-phobia. "Does it have to be so...soo...sooo cheesy?!? People are watching!" (One great recent example came in 2004 with Hugh Jackman's fronting the Dreamgirls number, "One Night Only" (youtube video here) with 3 sets of 3 back-up singers. So divalicious, so gay, so wierd: surely the number itself flipped any number of baby divas/queens stuck in the provinces from latent to blatant in the space of 6 minutes.)

Not all of the heart-cloggingly cheese-tastic bits are such extravaganzas, however. Consider the case of Leslie Uggams, a fixture on Tony broadcasts for most of the 1980s. Every year the producers would trot her out to sing fragments of soaring Broadway songs, usually by Jerry Herman. Inevitably, about 3/4 the way through, there would be what Lulu's cohort of Tony watchers came to call the "Leslie Uggams Mist" -- where Uggams' eyes would sorta mist over with transcendent, anthemic emotion, whether or not the song needed/justified it or not. (One time, 1984, La Uggams did this no fewer than 4 times in a single broadcast. Really quite extraordinary. The YouTube capture below has a Leslie Uggams mist -- somewhere between the 26th & 29th secon -- hard to see in this capture but it's there.)



Over time, Lulu's come to call any appallingly, fabulously, absurdly over-the-top musical moment on the Tony Awards a "Leslie Uggams Moment" -- and, lovely ModFab reader, be sure to watch for your favorite such moment tonight!

6.10.2006

StinkyLulu's Hope for the 60th Annual Tony Awards

Once again: a crosspost from ModFab...

StinkyLulu’s been watching the Tony Awards broadcast religiously for nigh on 25 years. And ever since the announcement of this year’s theme (“60th Annual Celebration of Excellence on Broadway”), Lulu’s been crossing relevant digits that the broadcast’s producers might revive one of the greatest Tony Award set-pieces ever: the 1986 tribute to “40 Years of Tony Award Winning Plays.”

The broadcast's producers assembled upwards of 30 actors to read one line from each of 39 plays awarded the “Best Play” Tony Award since 1946. (The 40th recipient was announced immediately following.) Some actors delivered the very lines they spoke in the original production – starting at the beginning with Jose Ferrer in Cyrano de Bergerac (1947-not sure how this counted but hey), moving on to Maureen Stapleton in The Rose Tattoo (1951), carrying all the way to Matthew Broderick in Biloxi Blues (1985). Other actors offered electrifying new interpretations – theatrical magic in miniature – like Colleen Dewhurst’s reading of the “She Knows!” line from The Miracle Worker (1960)

But of course, in the best teevee variety show tradition, other moments lapsed – in a genius way – toward the absurd: Stefanie Powers doing a line from The Cocktail Hour, Marlo Thomas doing a bit from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, and Lulu’s favorite of all -- Sandy Duncan delivering the signature line from the 1956 Best Play:
“In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.”

Sandy Duncan. As Anne Frank. Only on the Tony Awards.

Hopefully, the producers trot out something just as brainsprainingly fabulous for Tony's 60th.

6.09.2006

On the Tony Awards: A View from the Provinces...

This week, StinkyLulu's helping out over at the amazing ModFab. While over there, Lulu'll be offering thoughts about the Tony broadcast. The first post is reproduced below:
The first Sunday evening in June has always been a nearly sacred time for StinkyLulu. Why? Well, traditionally, the first Sunday's the night of the Tony Awards broadcast. The one night every year that everyone's big gay uncle Tony would arrive -- bestowing gifts of songs, spectaculars & sequins to keep the wee sissies & big voiced girls in fabulousness for another year.

Yes, the first Sunday night in June has historically been that one night when BroadWAYYYY -- thanks to Uncle Tony -- would let it all hang out on national teevee. ('Member when CBS usedta have that clickety swirling "Special Presentation" graphic -- that thing gave little Lulu the piddly pants chills.) And, in the high desert adobe abode of little Lulu, uncle Tony's visits have always been much more exciting than Santa's. (Even more, being two parts Ginger & three parts MaryAnn, Lulu's adulthood has been split between being a country mouse and a city mouse -- & big gay Uncle Tony has remained Lulu's most reliable annual connection to the experience of Broadway.)

As you can see, lovely ModFab readers, the weekend of Uncle Tony's visit is something of a special occasion, 'specially out here in the provinces. And over the next coupla days, StinkyLulu's gonna celebrate some memories -- good & bad, the best & the worst -- of Uncle Tony's visits via broadcast. So, check back -- & start stirring that memory pot of your'n to share your favorite visits from Uncle Tony...

*ps: Anyone out there in internetland got the poop on why the "1st Sunday in June" tradition was defiled this year?